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Monday, 25 January 2010 16:34

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Mick says to Paddy "close your curtains next time you make love to your wife, all the neigbours were laughing at you yesterday... "well" said paddy, "the laugh is on them because I wasn't fucking in yesterday!"

This years strawberry picking contest has been won by a woman with NO legs !!!.............Jammy cunt.

Old couple sat in church. During the service wife whispers "I have just done a silent fart, what should I do?"
Hubby says "put a fuckin battery in your hearing aid"