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Thursday, 21 January 2010 16:28

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What does a 9 volt battery and a womans asshole have in common ??
You know it's wrong but sooner or later you are going to touch it with your tongue!!

Naked woman looking in the bedroom mirror says to her husband "I look horrible, fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment"
Husband replies "Your eyesights fucking spot on."

A man says to his wife "I had a wet dream about you last night"
"Aww did you ?" wife replies. "Yeah, I dreamt you were hit by a bus and pissed myself laughing"