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Tuesday, 19 January 2010 16:25

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A wise man once said you should treat your woman like a vacuum cleaner........Once she stops sucking......Change the fucking bag

Bloke wants his 70 year old wife dead. He asks a hitman how he would do it. He says "I would shoot her below the left nipple" Bloke says "I want her dead, not fucking knee capped!"

Whats the difference between PMS and CJD ??
One attacks the cow's brain and sends it fucking mental, the other is an agricultural problem.